Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
She wanted to make up her mind.
Why did the blonde put on green lipstick?
Because red means “stop”!
A Jr. High School in Oregon reportedly had problems with teens putting on lipstick and blotting it by kissing the mirrors in the restroom. The custodian was pretty upset about how difficult it was to clean. So they called all the girls in to show them how difficult it was. They had the custodian show them...
He dipped the squeegie in the toilet and then proceeded to clean the mirrors with the water from the commode bowl. They had no problems thereafter!
HT: CindyK - Under Much Grace
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