Although no t-shirts are available in our men's line, this tattoo will be a wonderful addition to any TRUE man's functional wardrobe. Proclaim loudly and boisterously your dedication to your White Washed Feminist.
For the ladies we have this fine t-shirt modeled by Kelly. Made of soft cotton cloth, the WWF historic photo has been strategically placed to cover anything that might provide titillation to others, causing them to stumble and fall when they realize that women are made differently than men, which is obviously a result of the fall and could not possibly have been God's plan in the first place.
For purchase of more than 3,000 shirts, 10 additional WWMMD? buttons will be included free of charge. Free shipping will apply as always, except to New Zealand, which is far too Patriocentic-friendly for free shipping (or for these t-shirts, for that matter).
This is the small print disclaimer rejecting all responsibility for any potential sins resulting from these products. All fault for such sin rests firmly upon any nearby female and not on the creator of these products, as he is a male and therefor free of any responsibility for his actions, whether good or bad.
Great stuff! Thanks for the disclaimer. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'll take 3,000. The free WWMMD? buttons persuaded me.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you didn't take the disclaimer personally, Corrie. I meant to say "all the women except for my TW buds or my wife."
ReplyDeleteSandy - You got it. Shipment is on its way!
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I will take two dozen shirts and a half dozen tatoos....I need to get started on my holiday shopping and this should cover most of it. Good deal with the free buttons!
ReplyDeleteThey're being packed as we speak. I think your husband will look particularly nice with that tattoo. Let him know that he should not attach the pin to his chest the way our model did.
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